Drop Your GitHub Wrapped

Ah, the developer's retirement plan! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of getting rich through suffering. The jar is practically overflowing after just an hour of coding - not because they're particularly bad at programming, but because the universe has a special kind of sadistic humor reserved exclusively for developers. At this rate of compiler errors, they'll have enough to buy a private island by Wednesday. Who needs a 401k when you have syntax errors? The real question is whether they're using JavaScript, where everything is simultaneously valid and completely broken at the same time. The irony is that they'd probably be richer if they just invested the time they spend debugging into literally anything else. But where's the fun in that?

When a colleague announces they're leaving, there are two types of developers: those who mourn the loss of institutional knowledge, and those who've seen Billy's SQL queries. Poor Billy committed the cardinal database sin: using a cross join with a group-by clause. That's like using a flamethrower to light birthday candles – technically it works, but the collateral damage is... extensive. The remaining team members aren't celebrating Billy's departure – they're planning his execution before he can push that monstrosity to production. Because nothing says "farewell party" like debugging someone's queries that would bring a database server to its knees.

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THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

Content Twotypes of people in Standup Yesterday I fixed an issue that occurred when parsing the JSON object received from fronted, I added the missing keys and created unit tests that cover all scenarios. I enhanced the performance as well by adding some missing joins to the SQL query which reduced the overall loading time of the endpoint. I tested the code on staging and everything was working fine so by the end of the day I deployed to production. Fixedan issue nasser. junior

Content If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear