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Content mCC mcclure111 Follow v In C we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std.:vectorblock,std.:allocator Ty:push back(const block )': cannot convert argument 1 from std.Vectoriteratorstd:Vectorvalstd.Si mpletypes block' to 'block '" and i think that's beautiful 4:30 PM - 1 Jun 2018 292 Retweets 926 Likes 20 17 292 926

So someone named "Geoffrey" managed to nuke the entire system, and naturally everyone's playing detective trying to figure out what went wrong. Unicode characters? Nah. SQL injection with "root" or "null"? Not today. Maybe an SQL keyword like "select"? Keep guessing. Turns out it was just... Geoffrey. Except look closer at that last line. See the difference? Ge o ffrey vs Ge ο ffrey . That second "o" is the Greek omicron (ο) instead of a Latin "o". Visually identical, but to your database? Completely different characters. Welcome to the wonderful world of homoglyphs, where your WHERE clause confidently returns zero rows while you question your entire career. This is why we can't have nice things, and why every senior dev has trust issues with user input. Input validation isn't paranoia—it's pattern recognition from trauma.

Content HOW TO DEBUG YOUR CODE Start Is there a bug? Yes You're lying. Do you know the problem? No Try something random. Yes 7 Fix it. Did it work? Yes Did it create more bugs? Try and break something. No. Are you tired of debugging? No Yes Yes Your code is still buggy.

Content When you spend 12hrs tyring to find a bug that throws no errors that you introduced yourself accidentally by rewriting your code to be more "elegant" and eventually revert back to the old way it was written and finally realize why you did it that way, making the entire effort a complete waste of time.

The ghost of Stack Overflow past returns with a new disguise! Those AI coding assistants promising to revolutionize programming are just our old friend "unhelpful help" wearing a fancy sheet. You unmask it to reveal the same frustrating experience we've always had - intrusive popups asking if you need help writing a letter when you're clearly in the middle of debugging a critical production issue. The "Don't show me this tip again" checkbox might as well be connected to /dev/null for all the good it does. The more things change, the more they stay infuriatingly the same.

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