True Developer Experience

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Content What is your address? 142.250.72.174 No, your local address? 192.168.1.14 I mean, your physical address! 1f:44:9e:34:6:7c

SWEET MOTHER OF INPUT VALIDATION! The absolute CRIME SCENE that is this phone number field! Some developer had the AUDACITY to create a slider—A SLIDER!!!—for entering a phone number! The poor user is forced to play "Price is Right" with their own contact information, dragging that cursor pixel by excruciating pixel to reach their digits! Whoever designed this UI monstrosity deserves to spend eternity debugging Internet Explorer 6 compatibility issues with nothing but print statements. This is why we can't have nice things in tech! The designer deserves not just firing, but a special circle of developer hell where all form inputs are controlled by interpretive dance!

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That beautiful moment when you've closed all your IDE tabs, pushed your commits, and are mentally halfway to happy hour... then your Slack explodes with "Critical update: ALL HANDS ON." The universe has a special talent for waiting until you've mentally checked out before dropping production fires in your lap. It's like the code knows you're smiling and decides "not today, friend." Freedom was so close you could taste it. Now you're being dragged back into the trenches for an emergency that will inevitably be traced back to someone's "minor change" that "shouldn't affect anything."

Content DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF. CODE DUPLICATION BAD. 34 34 LET'S JUST COPYTHIS BIT OF CODE. LET'S JUST COPY THIS BIT OF CODE 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145