True Developer Experience

The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

The duality of tech content platforms in their natural habitat! On the left: "Stop Using React" with a modest 46 upvotes. On the right: "Just F***ing Use React" with a whopping 170 upvotes. Welcome to frontend development, where contradictory advice gets served up daily like it's a special at your local coffee shop. The algorithm knows what it's doing - feeding you completely opposite opinions so you can stay perpetually confused and keep coming back for more validation. The best part? Both articles probably make equally compelling arguments. Truly the Schrödinger's cat of web frameworks - React is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever created until you actually open the article.

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