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Content M 8 8 7 88 10:35 AM rails SUGGESTED are trains still running in maltby rotherham uk davidb26 5 hours ago rails 78 upvoted is the railway line that pass through malty rotherham still in use am just wanting to know as its been a long time sins iv been there 22 points 7 comments codemonk 20 points 4 hours ago This is easily the best case of "wrong subreddit" I have ever seen. CrackCrackPop 13 points 4 hours ago Sure are, https:www.google.comsearch?q maltbyrotherhamoqmaltbyrotaqschrome.1 .6957j015.3104j0j7sourceidchromeieUTF-8q maltbyrotherhamtrains Stay safe and use RVM. AlDrag 11 points 4 hours ago Sure. Just make sure you bundle install 442401 5 points 1 hour ago As a full-time train driver and hobbyist Ruby dev, I feel I really ought to be able to answer this. Unfortunately, Malty is not on my route card. I've let you down. I'm a failure. Sorry apotheotical 2 points 1 hour ago If this is serious, have you ever used Ruby on Rails on Tans?

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Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career

The eternal programmer's dilemma: romance vs. remembering to hit Ctrl+S. This poor soul is about to experience the special kind of heartbreak that comes from losing hours of work because they were distracted by... other priorities. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing you're about to lose that algorithm you spent all day perfecting. Priorities, people! The code was there first! This is why the most passionate relationship most developers have is with their auto-save feature. Trust me, no amount of flirting is worth the existential crisis of seeing your unsaved work vanish into the digital void.