Boolean Logic: The Relationship Killer

That unique blend of terror and anticipation when you spot the landmine in your colleague's demo code. You're just sitting there, sweating, watching the cursor inch closer to that recursive function with no exit condition. Do you speak up and save them? Or silently witness the impending stack overflow that's about to bring the entire presentation to its knees? The internal dialogue is just: "Don't click that. Don't you dare click that. Aaaand... they clicked it."

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Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit, but for babies! This programmer parent found the ultimate life hack - exploiting the Social Security system like it's a poorly coded video game from the 90s. Give your newborn a dollar, wait for their SS number, then take it back to create a negative balance that wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer value ($2,147,483,647). It's basically SQL injection but for parenting. This is what happens when developers become parents - they immediately start looking for edge cases in government systems. Forget college funds, just find buffer overflows!

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