Boolean Logic: The Relationship Killer

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Boolean Logic: The Relationship Killer

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When someone texts "! yes" to "will you be my GF?", the English speaker sees a happy affirmation, but the programmer sees pure Boolean horror. That exclamation mark is negating the "yes" – it's literally saying "NOT yes" in code logic. The perfect relationship crashed before it began because of operator precedence. And they wonder why programmers are single... it's because we can't stop debugging even our love lives.

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