Boolean Logic: The Relationship Killer

Content whatsapp groups having a limit of 255 participants some idiot defining a char rather then an int

Content 6 MIN That'd be pretty straightforward... Theoretically 5 MIN ( Coding is easy untill you need to code, right? 3 MIN Exactly! 3 MIN O 37 hours, 18 cups of coffee and 3 failed exorcisms and you find yourself screaming at a small rubber duck asking why your random number generator keeps spitting out 666 1 MIN Unsecured SMS

Content EXPLAINING MY CODE TOFREINDS AND FAMILY E'PIANIG MYCODE TOCOWORKERS 2WEEKS AFTER WRITINGIT . wW.

Content Her: He's probably thinking about other women... Him: If I name my son Programming then I will be the father of Programming... programmer.meme

That moment when you ignore all the "best practices" and write code that looks like a crime scene—yet somehow it's the only solution that works. The cat's transition from judgmental stare to sunglasses-wearing swagger is basically your ego going from "I might be doing this wrong" to "I'm a misunderstood genius and you're all peasants." Sure, your professor is silently judging your variable names like 'temp1' and 'stuff', but who's laughing now? Not the 30 classmates with perfectly formatted, non-functional code.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person flashing their laptop like it's some kind of developer status symbol! 💅 Look at that collection of framework and tool stickers - it's like they're screaming "I know ALL the technologies" while probably writing 'Hello World' in each one. Honey, collecting dev stickers is NOT the same as knowing how to code! It's the programming equivalent of putting band patches on your jacket when you can't even play the triangle. The modern tech peacocking ritual is COMPLETE! 🦚