Time estimation Memes

This is basically how a do-while loop works in real life. First message: "I will be there in 5 minutes" (the initial statement that runs once). Second message: "If you don't?" (the condition check). Third message: "Re-read the message" (repeat the loop body). The beauty here is that unlike a while loop that checks conditions first, a do-while executes at least once before checking if it should continue—just like that promise to arrive in 5 minutes that inevitably turns into an infinite loop of excuses. The eternal programmer's time estimation paradox, but in relationship form!

Oh. My. GOD! The audacity of hackathon energy versus real-world development is sending me to another dimension! 💀 During hackathons, we're basically superhuman coding machines fueled by energy drinks and delusion. "AN ENTIRE APPLICATION IN 3 DAYS?! No problem! I'll just skip sleep, basic hygiene, and remembering my own name!" But the SECOND we're back to normal work? Adding a tiny icon suddenly requires environmental impact studies, three planning meetings, and enough documentation to fill the Library of Congress. The drama! The hypocrisy! The painful truth! It's like running a marathon in flip-flops versus spending four hours deciding which running shoes to buy online. The duality of developer existence is just *chef's kiss* tragic.