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HONEY, HOLD MY COFFEE! The absolute AUDACITY of returning a 200 OK status while simultaneously screaming "an error occurred" in the response body! 💀 It's like telling someone "Your application is PERFECT!" while secretly setting their server on fire. At least the 500 error has the decency to admit it's having a breakdown, and the 400 acknowledges you messed up. But this? This is pure CHAOS wrapped in a SUCCESS wrapper! Whoever designed this API deserves a special place in developer hell where all their Git commits mysteriously disappear and their IDE randomly changes to Comic Sans.

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Ah, the classic reinvention of the wheel syndrome. You spend weeks crafting your "revolutionary" tool, only to discover that not only does a solution already exist, but it's actually better than yours. And of course, your manager witnesses your moment of enlightenment. Nothing quite says "efficient use of company resources" like building something that already exists. Your commit history will remember this moment fondly.

Java error messages be like: "I notice you've attempted to instantiate an abstract class on line 437. Perhaps you meant to implement the interface? Would you like me to suggest some solutions? Here's a detailed stack trace with line numbers and helpful documentation links." Meanwhile in C++: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)" - and that's it. No explanation, no line number, just pure existential dread as you wonder which of your 47 pointer operations caused the entire program to implode. Good luck, memory warrior!

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