Believe Them... At Your Own Risk

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Believe Them... At Your Own Risk

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The classic programmer time estimation paradox in its natural habitat. When a dev says they'll fix a bug in an hour, they genuinely believe it. That confidence lasts right up until they discover the bug is actually a symptom of three other bugs nested inside a fourth bug that's living in dependency hell. Yet somehow management still expects hourly updates as if constantly asking "is it fixed yet?" will magically speed up the process. Spoiler alert: it won't.

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