Believe Them... At Your Own Risk

Thinking about learning JavaScript: PANIK . Seeing the $29.217 yearly salary: KALM . Discovering that JavaScript thinks 0 > null is false, but 0 >= null is true: EXTREME PANIK . JavaScript's type coercion is like that friend who makes up rules during board games. "No, see, zero is equal to null when it's convenient, but also completely different when it's not. Why? Because I said so."

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The brain really picks the absolute worst moments to have coding epiphanies. You're there, surrounded by people, music blasting, drink in hand, and suddenly—BAM!—your brain whispers, "Hey, what if we used a recursive function instead?" Your face goes blank as your consciousness leaves the party and teleports back to your IDE. Meanwhile, everyone around you thinks you're either having an existential crisis or plotting a murder. The real tragedy? You'll completely forget this genius solution by morning, but you'll remember every awkward conversation you had while mentally debugging.

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Programmers solve problems with pure logic: subtract your age difference (2) from your current age (44) and boom—sister is 42. Clean, efficient, and completely wrong. Meanwhile, testers exist to find every possible edge case that could break your solution. What if she died? What if she's traveling near light speed? What if your mother had an affair and she's not even your sister? This is why your QA team keeps rejecting your "perfectly working code." They're not being difficult—they're just doing what Harvard students apparently do best: overthinking simple math problems until they become existential crises.