Believe Them... At Your Own Risk

bugs Technical debt Developer life Project management Deadlines Procrastination Time estimation Optimism

Debugging Programming Testing Agile

2 months ago 142,885 views 1 shares

Believe Them... At Your Own Risk

debugging-memes, time-estimation-memes, developer-life-memes, project-management-memes, bugs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic programmer time estimation paradox in its natural habitat. When a dev says they'll fix a bug in an hour, they genuinely believe it. That confidence lasts right up until they discover the bug is actually a symptom of three other bugs nested inside a fourth bug that's living in dependency hell. Yet somehow management still expects hourly updates as if constantly asking "is it fixed yet?" will magically speed up the process. Spoiler alert: it won't.

More Like This

Sometimes This Is What Good Programming Looks Like

Debugging Programming Testing

1 year ago 54.9K views 0 shares

sometimesThisIsWhatGoodProgrammingLooksLike | programming-memes, program-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Wow, a different error message.. Finally some progress! 3 10

Not For The Faint Of Heart

Debugging Devops Programming Java Testing

6 months ago 160.9K views 0 shares

Not For The Faint Of Heart

This meme perfectly captures the sheer terror of debugging in production. Just like this madman fixing an airplane engine while it's flying , developers often find themselves frantically patching critical bugs on live systems that can't be taken down. One wrong move and the whole thing crashes spectacularly! The difference? The plane mechanic only risks his life once, while developers experience this heart-stopping anxiety multiple times per sprint. And management still wonders why we need more coffee.

Iprefer Dial Up Noisesanyway

Debugging Linux

8 months ago 39.3K views 0 shares

ipreferDialUpNoisesanyway | linux-memes, ux-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, list-memes, debug-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Post goeo Follow goeo.lol pro tip: by using a linux phone as your main, you can make sure you do Exciting things while in public transportation, such as debugging bluetooth audio, rather than boring, normie things, such as listening to music December 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM 3 Everybody can reply 18 reposts 191 likes 4 18 191

Sir we have a problem here

Debugging Programming Testing

3 years ago 50.7K views 0 shares

Sir we have a problem here | crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SENIOR DEV ENJOYING LUNCH STa JUNIOR DEV Dori ME PATIENTLY WAITING TO MENTION I CRASHED THE PRODUCTION SERVER

Fixed It

Debugging

11 months ago 18.8K views 0 shares

fixedIt | fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Backend Frontend API

Bethesda Be Like

Debugging Gamedev Programming

1 month ago 143.2K views 0 shares

Bethesda Be Like

Ah, the classic Bethesda development strategy: drowning in a pool of unfinished games while excitedly reaching for the shiny new project! Nothing says "we'll fix those bugs eventually" like abandoning ship to work on Skyrim's 47th re-release. Meanwhile, fans of Fallout 76 are still underwater waiting for that game to become playable. The real survival game is being a Bethesda fan hoping your favorite title gets patched before the heat death of the universe.