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The keyboard is literally on FIRE because some poor soul has been frantically smashing EVERY. SINGLE. KEY. trying to escape the black hole that is Vim! 😱 Notice how the Escape key is glowing red hot from desperation, while the ":wq" sequence (the actual way to save and quit) remains untouched in its pristine glory. It's the digital equivalent of being trapped in a room where the exit sign is written in ancient hieroglyphics while you're busy trying to headbutt through the walls! The sheer PANIC radiating from this keyboard is sending me into hysterics. The ultimate developer rite of passage - not knowing how to exit Vim and contemplating a career change mid-keystroke!

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Ah, the classic Japanese Yen hack! Some poor soul wrote a currency conversion function that divides the exchange rate by 100 only for JPY. Why? Because the Japanese Yen doesn't use decimal points (1 USD ≈ 150 JPY), so someone "fixed" it by dividing by 100... which is completely wrong and will utterly destroy your financial calculations. But hey, that one time when the exchange rate is exactly 100, the code will accidentally work! Just like that broken clock... right twice a day.

Content Is it possible to disable the network in iOS Simulator? Get personalized job matches now stackoverflow Get started 281 am trying to debug some inconsistent behaviour I am seeing in an application that gets its primary data from the internet. I don't see the issues in the simulator, just on the device, so l'd like to reproduce the network and connectivity environment in the simulator. Is there any way of disabling the network in the simulator? 17 Answers active oldest Use a simple Faraday cage to block or limit the external RF signal level. 1214 You can make your own with aluminum foil. The openings should be smaller than the wavelength of your data service if that's what you want to block. 800 Mhz has a 37 cm (14) wavelength, 1900 Mhz has a 16 cm (6) wavelength. This works better with an actual device than with the simulator since the Mac is hard to work on when inside the Faraday cage ;-) share improve this answer edited Aug 27 '13 at 19:56 answered Dec 12 '12 at 1:12 , progrmr 57.2k 13 88 135

Ah, the classic "it worked on my machine" scenario but with extra steps. Junior dev introduces a bug to production, sees it once during testing, can't reproduce it, and assumes it's magically fixed. Meanwhile, senior dev's expression says it all – they've seen this horror movie before and know exactly how it ends. That bug is probably sitting in production right now, waiting for the worst possible moment to resurface... like during a demo to the CEO or when everyone's trying to leave early on Friday.

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