Simple Utility To Check If Your Credit Card Is Hacked

The NSA wants you to use "memory-safe" languages controlled by tech giants, but C remains the wild west of programming. Sure, you might segfault your way into oblivion, but at least no corporation is pulling your strings. Nothing says "freedom" like manually managing your own memory and accidentally creating buffer overflows that compromise national security. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

The eternal struggle of being a "user" on your own machine. Linux makes you type sudo to run commands with admin privileges, even though you bought the hardware, installed the OS, and named the damn thing after your childhood pet. Meanwhile, the OS sits there like an overprotective military dictator, monitoring your every move and vaporizing you if you dare ask why you need permission to modify your own system files. The machine doesn't belong to you—you belong to the machine. Just accept it and type your password like a good little user.

The kid's "brute-force attack protection" is pure evil genius. While everyone's freaking out over his code, he's just sitting there with that smug little grin. His masterpiece? A login system that shows "Wrong login or password" even when the password is correct—but ONLY on the first attempt. It's basically digital psychological warfare. Every developer in that room just died inside imagining the hours of debugging hell this would cause. The coffee guy spitting out his drink is all of us realizing we'd probably format our entire machine before finding this little gem.

Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit... but for babies! This Discord genius suggests giving your newborn a dollar, then taking it back before they get their Social Security number. The logic? Their value becomes -$1, and since government systems can't handle negative values, it wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer: $2,147,483,647. It's basically SQL injection but for the Social Security Administration. Your baby starts life as a billionaire through the power of unsigned integers. The perfect crime—until they try to file taxes and the IRS shows up with a SWAT team wondering why your toddler owns half of Wyoming.

The eternal dance of users forgetting passwords and sysadmins shrugging helplessly! Proper password storage means even admins can't see your actual password - they can only nuke it back to factory settings. That's not incompetence; that's security by design . Your password should be a one-way hash buried so deep that even the database admin is just staring at a cryptographic salad. If your IT person CAN tell you your password, update your resume immediately because that company's security is more vulnerable than PHP without input sanitization.

Java: "We use private keywords for encapsulation and data hiding." Developers: "Hold my reflection API." The left side shows the ultimate Java encapsulation heist - using reflection to forcibly access a private field. It's like telling someone their house is secure while showing them exactly how to pick the lock. Sure, Java tries to protect your data with private keywords, but reflection just walks in through the bathroom window with a smug grin. After 15 years of coding, I've seen this "elegant solution" in production more times than I care to admit. Security through obscurity at its finest!