This Is What Hard Coding Looks Like

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Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell ! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭

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THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE! On the left, we have the office-bound software engineer - dressed in funeral attire, soul slowly being crushed by fluorescent lighting and mandatory meetings about meetings. Meanwhile, the work-from-home engineer on the right has EVOLVED into his final form - flamboyant pants, cigar in mouth, living his BEST LIFE on a golf course at 2pm on a Tuesday! Same coding skills, dramatically different dress codes. The remote revolution has unleashed fashion chaos upon the programming world and I am HERE FOR IT! The office dev probably has perfect git commit messages while the WFH legend's commits are just "fixed stuff" followed by 17 emojis.