postgres Memes

Not Easyto Findthatmany People
Javascript AWS php Python Java
23 days ago 66.0K views 0 shares
notEasytoFindthatmanyPeople | developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, kubernetes-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

Not Easy To Find That Many People
Javascript AWS StackOverflow Linux Databases
2 months ago 19.9K views 0 shares
notEasyToFindThatManyPeople | developer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer That's an entire IT department 3:52 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1,403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5,532 Likes 17 :

Why Buy More Ramwhen You Can Add Another Swap File
Databases Backend
4 months ago 2.9K views 0 shares
whyBuyMoreRAMWhenYouCanAddAnotherSwapFile | sql-memes, my sql-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Why buy more RAM when you can just add another swap file? 166.0 211 47.3 Mem SwpI 31111158.9 6CIl 45.0 91111166.5 4111111160.1 7C 43.3 14.8 63.2 811 47.1 11111 38.8 011111101111111111111153.8662. 7G 511G1021G PID USER 3921466 postgres 2678 user PRI NI VIRT RES SHR S CPU MEM TIME Command 30 10 862G 18.7G 29388 R 97.8 29.2 72h32:35 postgres 20 0 6857M 319M 156M S 0.0 0.5 3h09:38 usrbin, FiHelp F2Setup F3SearchFUFilterF5Tree F6SortByFTNice -FNice F9Kill NAME TYPE devsda3 swapfile file swapfile2 file SIZE USED PRIO partition 321.4G 321.4G -2 400G 142.4G -3 300G -4 My SQL query has been running for over 80 hours and I am not letting the OOM killer reap it after all this time.

No Fucking Way
Databases Backend
6 months ago 5.6K views 0 shares
noFuckingWay | mysql-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MySQL. MFRS IN SHAMBLES AFTER (Nintendo MADE THIS STATEMENT PostgreSQL

I am the IT department
Javascript AWS php Python Java
6 months ago 18.9K views 0 shares
I am the IT department | developer-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments ProarammerHumor.io

And He Wasnt Joking
Javascript Databases Frontend Backend
6 months ago 4.4K views 0 shares
andHeWasntJoking | code-memes, web-memes, react-memes, postgres-memes, nextjs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Actual modern web dev: React - Postgres import sql from "evercelpostgres' const likes 100; export default async function HomeFeed() const IOWS await sql'SELECT id, name FROM posts WHERE likes (likes) LIMIT 5; return ( div (rows.map ((post) ( a href( postpost.id) ') key-(post. id) h2 post. name h2 a div 1 Drew Wilson drewwilson Jun 7 Modern web dev: Nextjs React Apollo GQL GRPC Postgres edit 20 code files, spend untold hours wrangling them together. Result: ... Show more

Likely There Are Others
Programming Databases Backend
7 months ago 4.5K views 0 shares
likelyThereAreOthers | programming-memes, program-memes, array-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, postgres-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1-BASED ARRAY INDEXES Basically every single programming language on Earth PostgresQL ProdrammerHumor.io

the fireship discord be wild sometimes
Javascript Databases Frontend Backend
8 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
the fireship discord be wild sometimes | backend-memes, frontend-memes, discord-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, api-memes, session-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (OP) 12232022 7:36 . ... - Backend Skills: Postgresql GoLang API Docker Frontend skills: Framer Motion Next.JS NEXT-AUTH(JWT, Session) Payment Gateway like (Stripe, Paypal) (edited) 11 a Follow

Use Postgre Sqlinstead
Databases Backend
8 months ago 2.7K views 0 shares
usePostgreSQLInstead | sql-memes, postgresql-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mongodb is for devs who don't want to learn sql CHANGE MY MIND

Git Stil Use Old Twitter Logo
Linux Microsoft Databases Backend
8 months ago 3.7K views 0 shares
gitStilUseOldTwitterLogo | google-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, postgres-memes, microsoft-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Companies Projects Using Git Google Microsoft Linked in NETFLIX PostgreSQL Ot GNOME RAILS eclipse

Database alignment chart
Linux Databases Backend
9 months ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Database alignment chart | engineer-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, excel-memes, database-memes, function-memes, postgres-memes, query-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Function Purist (must contain digital data) Function Neutral (must contain information) Function Radical (can contain anything) Procrammersumor.io Database Alignment Chart Access Purist (must be queryable with a query language) Access Neutral (must be queryable with a language) Access Radical (queryable in any way) X PostgresSQL is a database Excel is a database Dwarf Fortress is a database Genera Librar Cent A library is a database A senior engineer is a database A file cabinet is a database A fridge is a database Battleship is a database Subwav checkout counter is a database

Django Is Better Than Debian
Python Databases Frontend Backend
9 months ago 4.9K views 0 shares
djangoIsBetterThanDebian | css-memes, sql-memes, django-memes, postgres-memes, fork-memes, tailwind-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Melkey MelkeyDev Follow Postgres Tailwind CSS 22:15 270524 From Earth 45K Views 36 Reposts 45 Quotes 529 Likes 32 Bookmarks 17 Aaron Crowder CrowderSoup - 2h Can't wait for Postgres to implement CSS in SQL. 95 172 60 ji 2.8K Enrique Moreno enriquemoreno 1h Forks Vacuum cleaner 91 17 13 ProdrammerHumor.io