PostgreSQL documentation writers have clearly reached that point of database security fatigue where threats become increasingly absurd. Forget SQL injection—now it's foreign hackers stealing your embarrassing CD collection, con artists seducing your cat with your Visa card, and balaclava-wearing villains who not only drink your beer but commit the ultimate crime: improper toilet paper orientation. The escalating consequences for string concatenation are the perfect example of documentation writers who've completely lost it trying to scare developers into using parameterized queries. And honestly? It's working.
When Documentation Writers Go Nuclear On SQL Injection
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