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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Write Your Own SQL Or Draw 25

Backend Programming Debugging Databases
22 days ago 151.3K views 0 shares
Write Your Own SQL Or Draw 25
Backend developers faced with the choice between writing custom SQL queries or using an ORM that generates 25 unnecessary joins? *Grabs entire deck* After 5 years of optimizing database performance, you learn that sometimes it's easier to just write the damn query yourself than debug why your fancy framework is pulling 200MB of data for what should be a simple lookup.

Ultimate Dirty Talk (For Database Nightmares)

Databases Security Programming Backend
1 month ago 104.6K views 0 shares
Ultimate Dirty Talk (For Database Nightmares)
Oh sweet summer child... whispering about raw SQL without parameterization is like admitting you leave your front door wide open in a neighborhood of SQL injection attacks! The first panel seems seductive until the horrified reaction in the second panel hits. Every database admin just felt a cold shiver down their spine. It's basically saying "I enjoy living dangerously by concatenating user input directly into my queries" which is the digital equivalent of juggling chainsaws while blindfolded. Bobby Tables sends his regards!

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