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The eternal game show of developer excuses! That smug cat knows exactly what we're all thinking when faced with the dreaded "it doesn't work" complaint. Each answer represents a classic defense mechanism from our collective programming trauma: A) "Somebody must have changed my code" - The ghost in the machine defense, perfect for teams with sketchy version control. B) "I haven't touched the code in weeks!" - The temporal alibi, as if code degrades like milk left in the sun. C) "It worked yesterday" - The quantum uncertainty principle of programming. Schrödinger's bug, if you will. D) "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The final boss of developer excuses, complete with the universal shrug of technical absolution. The correct answer? All of the above, simultaneously, while quietly checking if you forgot to push that critical fix.

Ah, the classic C++ compiler error that haunts every novice (and sometimes veteran) programmer! Forget to #include <vector> at the top of your file? Congratulations, you've just been vectored – ambushed by compiler errors more cryptic than ancient hieroglyphics. The compiler doesn't politely suggest "Hey friend, maybe add that header?" Instead, it unleashes 47 lines of template instantiation errors that basically translate to "I have no idea what a vector is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask." It's like showing up to a fancy restaurant without a reservation and getting absolutely roasted by the host.

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