The Current Job Market Nowadays

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The Current Job Market Nowadays

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Oh how the tables have turned! 😂 Remember 2020? Companies were practically THROWING money and training at anyone who could spell "HTML." Fast forward to 2024 and they want you to be a walking tech encyclopedia with 10 years experience in tools that existed for 5, security clearance higher than the president, and they'll generously offer you $22/hour for the privilege! The tech hiring pendulum swung so hard it broke off and flew into space! The best part? That job posting expired before they even finished typing their impossible wishlist!

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