They Figured Out That You Connected The Production DB To Cursor

They Figured Out That You Connected The Production DB To Cursor
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Oh look, it's that moment when someone whispers the catastrophic news in your ear. Connecting production DB to cursor? That's like giving a toddler admin access to nuclear launch codes. The face says it all โ€“ that perfect mix of "how screwed are we?" and "who do I fire first?" Every senior dev has felt this exact stomach drop when some junior bypasses all safeguards and directly queries prod with a cursor loop. RIP performance, hello weekend emergency fixes!

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