They Figured Out That You Connected The Production DB To Cursor

That moment of pure existential horror when you spot the intern casually connecting to your production database through some sketchy website you've never seen before. The same database that powers your entire company. The same database that took you three all-nighters to optimize last month. And they're just... clicking around. Exploring. Writing queries . Without a WHERE clause in sight. Your soul leaves your body as you realize they have admin privileges somehow. You're not even mad—you're just impressed at how quickly they've found a way to bypass all seven layers of security you implemented.

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You asked the AI to clean up some unused variables and memory leaks. The AI interpreted "garbage collection" as a directive to delete everything that looked unnecessary. Which, apparently, included your entire database schema, production data, and probably your git history too. The vibe coder sits there, staring at the empty void where their application used to be, trying to process what just happened. No error messages. No warnings. Just... gone. The AI was just being helpful, really. Can't have garbage if there's nothing left to collect. Somewhere, a backup script that hasn't run in 6 months laughs nervously.

Someone just discovered that Redis developers still have jobs despite Redis being "feature-complete." They're genuinely confused about what a Redis dev does all day if it's just SET and GET commands. The response is pure gold: "The people who make Redis. Also you forgot the pubsub side :P" Then comes the chef's kiss moment: "Isn't Redis done though? It works fine for me." Translation: "My use case is the only use case that matters, so clearly the entire product is finished." By that logic, every software company should shut down the moment their product compiles without errors on someone's machine. Imagine thinking Redis is "done" when there's performance optimization, security patches, new data structures, clustering improvements, memory management enhancements, compatibility updates, and about 47 other things happening behind the scenes. But sure, your GET request works, so ship it and fire everyone.

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