The Great SQL Pronunciation War

Content 1AM A FULL STACK DEV AND I HATE DIGITAL TASK BOARDS. PAPER AND POST-ITSARE WAY BETTER.

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When a single question mark costs thousands, but developers are just nodding in solidarity. That feeling when your SQL query drops an entire database because you wrote DELETE FROM users; instead of DELETE FROM users WHERE id=?; and suddenly you're part of an exclusive club no one actually wanted to join. The "I destroyed production with a single character" fraternity has excellent company but terrible benefits.

Content Randolph West randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-P" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 . Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17

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