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No Hittamul Pls
Webdev Programming Frontend
9 days ago 64.0K views 0 shares
No Hittamul Pls
The holy war of tech pronunciation strikes again! Some poor junior dev somewhere is getting absolutely destroyed in code review for saying "hittamul" instead of "H-T-M-L." It's like the programming equivalent of saying "jif" instead of "gif" – instant credibility assassination. The senior devs probably have a Slack channel dedicated to mockery where they're like "Did you hear the new hire? Asked how to center a div in hittamul !" 💀

The Great NumPy Pronunciation War
Python AI Math Programming
13 days ago 73.4K views 0 shares
The Great NumPy Pronunciation War
THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of data scientists SCREAMING at the confused cat who just doesn't get it! 💅 NumPy is THE BACKBONE of scientific computing in Python, and these people are having a COMPLETE MELTDOWN because someone dared to pronounce it "num-pee" instead of "num-pie." The AUDACITY! The HORROR! As if mispronouncing a library name is going to crash the entire matrix! Meanwhile, the cat is just sitting there, judging everyone with that blank stare like "humans and their programming problems, I literally eat kibble for a living."

Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars
Databases Programming Backend
19 days ago 91.9K views 0 shares
Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars
Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*

The Great SQL Pronunciation War
Databases Programming Backend
25 days ago 76.0K views 0 shares
The Great SQL Pronunciation War
THE AUDACITY of people pronouncing SQL as "sequel" is the hill I will DIE ON! 💀 It's S-Q-L, you monsters! The full name is "Structured Query Language" - where exactly is this mythical "E" hiding?! Database developers across the universe are LITERALLY SPLITTING INTO WARRING FACTIONS over this pronunciation catastrophe. One side smugly spelling it out letter by letter while the "sequel" crowd struts around like they've invented a better sorting algorithm. The database wars aren't about Oracle vs. MySQL - they're about who's going to snap first in the next meeting when someone says "sequel server" instead of "S-Q-L server"!

The Great C# Pronunciation Debate
Csharp Microsoft Programming
29 days ago 75.4K views 0 shares
The Great C# Pronunciation Debate
The ETERNAL LANGUAGE WAR strikes again! Someone's out here debating how to pronounce C# (is it "see sharp" or "see hashtag" or what?!) and this absolute GENIUS swoops in with "C Tic Tac Toe" and I'm DECEASED. 💀 It's like walking into a heated debate about quantum physics and suggesting the answer is "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." The programming language naming committee is QUAKING right now. Next up: Python will be renamed to "Snake Game" and Java to "Coffee Script." I can't with these people!

I Dont Make The Rules
Git Webdev Programming
1 month ago 74.0K views 0 shares
I Dont Make The Rules
Ah, the eternal GitHub pronunciation debate has finally been settled by presidential decree! The pixel art podium has spoken: "It's pronounced 'JitHub'." Just imagine all those developers who've been saying "GitHub" with a hard G for years, suddenly questioning their entire existence. Next thing you know, they'll tell us SQL is actually pronounced "squirrel" and Python is "pie-thon." The best part? This is clearly a matter of national security, hence the flags. Nothing says "this pronunciation is non-negotiable" like a pixelated presidential address. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them with my pull requests.