SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story

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Ah yes, the pinnacle of AI evolution: generating code that looks real but is completely non-functional. This masterpiece features "coast" instead of "const", a magical "YIMENT" primary key, and my personal favorite - "ortetocatiem" as a variable. It's like someone fed a neural network a programming textbook and a bottle of tequila. The best part is some poor junior dev will probably try to debug this for hours before realizing they've been bamboozled by an AI hallucination.

The joke here is about the existential dread every developer feels when they realize the maintainers of critical open-source libraries that power basically the entire internet (tz database, SQLite, ImageMagick, and FFmpeg) could all theoretically die in a single bus accident. This is the infamous "bus factor" in software development - how screwed would we be if key contributors got hit by a bus? For these particular libraries, the answer is "catastrophically screwed." These aren't just any libraries - they're the unsexy workhorses handling time zones, databases, image processing, and video encoding that silently power everything from your banking app to Netflix. And the kicker? Most are maintained by small teams or even single individuals, often working for free. Sweet dreams!

Content Macie Walkowiak ' macieiwalkowiak 19h This microservice could have been a SQL query 60 17 635 4,761 1 388.6K Matt B aubiematt 17h Replying to maciejwalkowiak I found a microservice once that has no database and only returned the same static values. 8 17 91 ill 9,899 Mikael Floden MikaelFloden 17h Replying to aubiematt and maciejwalkowiak Imagine having to bump dependencies, maintain the build pipeline, add security scanning, code quality, monitoring and documentation for that service S .. 3 17 16 1 2,258 I Matt B aubiematt Replying to MikaelFloden and maciejwalkowiak LOL, none of that was happening, I immediately removed it and replaced it with a hardcoded value wherever it was used. It was a core dependency too! The app was faster and more stable after removing it. We went from like 2 5 alerts a day to zero. 1:37 AM Feb 24, 2023 1,072 Views

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