SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story

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When hackers discover the real world has vulnerabilities too! This genius softball team found the ultimate exploit - naming themselves "NO GAME SCHEDULED" to trick the system into marking opponents as no-shows. It's basically SQL injection but for sports league databases. For the uninitiated, SQL injection is when hackers input malicious code instead of normal data, tricking databases into executing commands they shouldn't. This team basically did the analog version - injecting system text into a name field to break the logic of the intramural league. The best part? It actually worked multiple times before anyone caught on. Somewhere, a database administrator is having nightmares about this.

Oh. My. God. The DRAMA between DBAs and developers is sending me! 💀 Developer: "I'll just grab EVERYTHING with SELECT * and sort it out later!" DBA: *literally PUSHING the developer toward a cliff* "SPECIFIC COLUMNS ONLY YOU MONSTER!!!" And this, children, is why your database queries take 8 years to run. The SELECT * wildcard is basically asking the database to hand over its entire life story when all you needed was its name and phone number. Performance? Never heard of her!

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