SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story

sql database Proposal Relationship status Boolean logic Production deployment Geek romance Syntax

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SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story

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SQL proposal! This dev announced his engagement with a perfect database query. SELECT * FROM couples WHERE engaged_date='2024-06-14' AND she_said_yes = TRUE; is basically saying "we're officially in production now." Forget boring Instagram captions—this is peak tech romance. The query even has proper date formatting and boolean logic! Somewhere a database admin is wiping away a tear while muttering "proper syntax... beautiful."

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