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SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship

Databases Programming Backend

11 months ago 267.3K views 1 shares

SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship

Nothing says romance like database integrity! When she asks about relationships, he goes straight for the technical truth - you need PRIMARY KEYS to maintain a good relationship... between tables. The perfect pickup line doesn't exi-- wait, it does, but only in normalized form. Ten years of building databases has taught me that relationships without proper keys are just asking for trouble. Just like my dating life.