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SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship

Databases Programming Backend

1 month ago 108.0K views 1 shares

SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship

Nothing says romance like database integrity! When she asks about relationships, he goes straight for the technical truth - you need PRIMARY KEYS to maintain a good relationship... between tables. The perfect pickup line doesn't exi-- wait, it does, but only in normalized form. Ten years of building databases has taught me that relationships without proper keys are just asking for trouble. Just like my dating life.

That's What Programmers Know About Languages

Java Webdev C++ Programming php

1 month ago 128.3K views 1 shares

That's What Programmers Know About Languages

Poor guy thought his coding skills would translate to romance. Turns out writing a love letter in programming languages is like trying to debug a relationship with syntax errors. The real compiler error here? Not understanding that most humans prefer words like "I love you" over System.out.println("Will you marry me?"); Next time maybe stick to poetry instead of Python, buddy.