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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Relational databases Memes

Posts tagged with Relational databases

SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship

Databases Programming Backend
1 month ago 112.0K views 1 shares
SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship
Nothing says romance like database integrity! When she asks about relationships, he goes straight for the technical truth - you need PRIMARY KEYS to maintain a good relationship... between tables. The perfect pickup line doesn't exi-- wait, it does, but only in normalized form. Ten years of building databases has taught me that relationships without proper keys are just asking for trouble. Just like my dating life.

Here We Go

Databases Javascript Programming Backend
5 months ago 170.0K views 1 shares
Here We Go
This meme is pure database nerd gold! It cleverly parodies political news by imagining Trump imposing tariffs on "foreign keys" - which in database terms are constraints that link tables together in relational databases. The punchline about "American keys are bigger, better, and will make your database great again" is brilliant because it plays on Trump's nationalistic rhetoric while making a ridiculous claim about database architecture that would horrify any DBA. The final touch about Microsoft and Oracle being "somewhat happy" is *chef's kiss* - implying these tech giants would profit from this chaos while database administrators everywhere have existential crises about how to "manage relationships now." Just like real politics affecting real industries!

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