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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Proposal Memes
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Function That Returns True Love
Programming
Javascript
Python
11 months ago
386.7K views
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When your function returns the right value on the first try! This dev wrote a perfect function to ask his date to prom, complete with proper syntax highlighting and error handling. He's basically saying "if Hannah answers yes, then my mood variable gets set to 'Happy'." The best part? The function executed successfully—she accepted! This is relationship debugging done right. No null pointer exceptions in this love story.
SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story
Databases
Programming
Webdev
1 year ago
223.9K views
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SQL proposal! This dev announced his engagement with a perfect database query. SELECT * FROM couples WHERE engaged_date='2024-06-14' AND she_said_yes = TRUE; is basically saying "we're officially in production now." Forget boring Instagram captions—this is peak tech romance. The query even has proper date formatting and boolean logic! Somewhere a database admin is wiping away a tear while muttering "proper syntax... beautiful."
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