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The eternal war between actual programmers and HTML "programmers" claims another victim! This poor soul just committed the cardinal sin of web development—calling himself an "HTML programmer" to a software engineer dad. It's like telling a chef you're also a culinary expert because you can microwave a Hot Pocket. HTML is a markup language, not a programming language—a distinction that will get you ejected from any serious developer's house faster than a syntax error in production code. Dad's 10-second countdown is basically the human equivalent of a connection timeout. No exceptions will be caught here!

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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper shoutout to the absolute heroes out there still downvoting questions on Stack Overflow during coronavirus lockdown. Traduci il Tweet 12:51 24 mar 20 Twitter Web App 351 Retweet 3.259 Mi pace 17 Sander DeBoezelaere 24 mar In risposta a iamdevloper Closed: this topic is too vague, ambiguous and duplicate from one year ago by same user. twitter.comiamdevloperst... (r) I Am Devloper iamdevlo... 24 apr 19 ah, empty day ahead, what to do... fix issues in own life? nah, too hard downvote a 4 year old Stack Overflow question because it wasn't quite phrased correctly according to guidelines? game 9 2 17 96 or in

Content A 1 hour ago CS Teacher God-mode moment: Googled 'clock' or something to project at the front of the class. First result had a clock which was hard to see with white background, so I quickly opened up the inspector and added an tempoary inline css rule to make the body of the document turn black. Turned around and have the class of 9th graders are just staring at the 'magic' I performed. One of the students whispered under his breath, "Shhhit, the man just hacked Google." 1 then left the inspector open to remind them of my power.

So instead of just typing your phone number like a normal human being, you now have to... pick a color? And somehow that color magically translates into a phone number? Someone really looked at a standard registration form and thought "you know what this needs? More unnecessary steps and confusion." The UI designer probably pitched this as "innovative" and "user-friendly" while the backend dev was silently screaming into the void. Because nothing says security and convenience like converting #088285 into +13 (057) 735-4717. What's next, drawing your password in interpretive dance? The best part? Try explaining to your grandma that her phone number is now "teal" instead of just... her phone number. Peak UX design right here.