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Content I'm from the future and I'm here to warn you! You have to stop abstracting! Our operating systems run on Chrome, we have 7 diferent equality operators () and JS is the closest to machine code we have.

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When your code says "Error on line 265" but line 265 is just a single curly brace. The absolute betrayal! That innocent little "}" sitting there, taking the blame for someone else's crimes. Meanwhile, the REAL culprit is probably a missing semicolon from 200 lines ago that's been silently plotting your downfall since coffee break. JavaScript's idea of a practical joke is to make debugging feel like trying to find a ninja in a dark room.