What Year Is It Again

database Data loss Time management System administration Disaster recovery Backups Data retention

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What Year Is It Again

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The formal frog is making a catastrophic announcement with aristocratic flair! Deleting archived data from January 2024 in what appears to be... March 2024? Classic case of the "I'll clean up these temporary files" syndrome that haunts codebases everywhere. The true horror isn't just losing data—it's realizing you've deleted recent backups while ancient, useless logs from 2017 remain untouched. That moment when your stomach drops and you frantically check if there's a backup of the backup. Spoiler alert: there never is.

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