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SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story

SQL Query To Production: A Tech Love Story
SQL proposal! This dev announced his engagement with a perfect database query. SELECT * FROM couples WHERE engaged_date='2024-06-14' AND she_said_yes = TRUE; is basically saying "we're officially in production now." Forget boring Instagram captions—this is peak tech romance. The query even has proper date formatting and boolean logic! Somewhere a database admin is wiping away a tear while muttering "proper syntax... beautiful."

Heart Broken

I Heart U vs. I OR U
Oh sweet heavens! Normal humans see "I ❤️ U" as a declaration of affection, but computer science people? They're having an existential crisis because they're reading the NOT ("!") in front of it! 😱 Their romantic lives are FOREVER CURSED by seeing love notes as conditional statements! Dating a programmer is basically signing up to have your Valentine's card interpreted as a truth table!

Codingin Cbelike

Codingin Cbelike
Oh the eternal dilemma of choosing between wildcard imports (*) and logical operators (&) ! That moment when you're coding and have to decide between importing everything under the sun or writing proper boolean logic... and either choice makes you sweat bullets. The wildcard import will make your IDE cry while the logical AND will make your code reviewer question your life choices. It's like choosing between technical debt now or technical debt later. Truly the Sophie's Choice of programming!

Shakespeare Dot Exe Has Crashed

Shakespeare Dot Exe Has Crashed
Oh snap! This is peak programmer humor right here! 😂 Shakespeare's famous quote "To be or not to be" gets a Boolean logic makeover! In programming, "OR" returns TRUE if either condition is true, so "To be XOR not to be" would actually evaluate to FALSE only when both conditions are the same! Dwight from The Office is technically correct (the best kind of correct) - it should be "To be XOR not to be" if you want mutual exclusivity! This is what happens when English majors try to code or programmers try to parse literature! *pushes glasses up nose excitedly*

The Worst She Can Say Is No

The Worst She Can Say Is No
Oh no! The syntax error that haunts every programmer's nightmares! That exclamation mark before "yes" turned a heartfelt acceptance into a logical NOT operator. Instead of getting a girlfriend, this poor soul just received the boolean value "false" in return. The compiler of love has no mercy for missing spaces! This is why code reviews exist, people – relationships and programming languages both require precise syntax.

Intern Programmer

Intern Programmer
WHAT IN THE BOOLEAN LOGIC NIGHTMARE IS THIS?! 🤯 Someone created a function called CompareBooleansEqual that calls AreBooleansEqual ... which returns false when values ARE equal and true when they're NOT! It's like building a fire alarm that screams "ALL CLEAR!" during an actual fire! Whoever wrote this probably also labels their sugar container as "salt" and vice versa. No wonder the dev needs a drink - I need the entire liquor store after seeing this code abomination!

Boolean Logic

Boolean Logic
Ah, the classic case of unintentional boolean logic in the wild! The sign says "We don't accept bills higher than 50 AND 100" which logically means they don't accept bills that are simultaneously higher than both 50 and 100. But since any bill higher than 100 is automatically higher than 50, this statement actually means "We don't accept bills higher than 100" - making the 50 completely redundant. Twenty years of coding and I still see this stuff everywhere. The number of times I've had to explain to product managers why "if user is premium AND has subscription" isn't what they actually meant... I've lost count. This is why we can't have nice things in production.

Little Funny Ha Ha

Little Funny Ha Ha
Ah, the classic Boolean logic joke that haunts every programmer's nightmares! The meme brilliantly captures how computers interpret the statement "this shit true" as the number 1, because in programming, true evaluates to 1 in many languages. The computer's deadpan response of "holy $H!T" is peak silicon humor - it's not questioning the validity, just coldly confirming "yep, that's a 1 alright." Every developer who's ever debugged a mysterious boolean condition knows that feeling when your computer treats your logical desperation as just another binary value. The ASCII art faces perfectly capture the soulless evaluation that happens billions of times per second in our machines.

Not Quite Sure If This Belongs But Still Hope You Like It

Not Quite Sure If This Belongs But Still Hope You Like It
This is peak programmer humor that only works if you_know() Python. The function literally prints "you know" and then there's a variable called youKnow set to True, so the condition is always met. It's basically the code equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "you know what I mean?" after every sentence, except this one actually executes. The recursive call at the end is just *chef's kiss* - infinite "you know" statements until your stack overflows... just like that one coworker who can't finish a thought without saying "you know" fifteen times.