It Goes Into Postgres

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It Goes Into Postgres

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Ah, the classic baby shape sorter toy, but make it database. When your data architecture strategy is literally "if it fits, it ships."

Junior devs looking at their PostgreSQL database like it's some magical black hole where any data structure can and should go. Who needs schema validation when you have determination and a hammer?

PostgreSQL: Technically versatile enough to store your hopes, dreams, and that JSON blob you were too lazy to normalize.

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