Guess I Will Use Mongo DB Then

The career progression of a CS grad who never quite made it. Algorithms? Blank stare. Database systems? Dead inside. But show them a joke about semicolons and suddenly they're a technical genius. It's the programming equivalent of only understanding sports through memes about referees being blind.

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Nothing says "I've grown as a professional" quite like casually announcing you just nuked an entire database into the void with zero recovery options. The formal, dignified tone paired with the absolute CATASTROPHE being described is *chef's kiss*. It's like announcing the Titanic sank with the same energy as reading quarterly earnings. The frog in fancy attire really captures that moment when you're trying to maintain composure while internally screaming at the digital graveyard you just created. Pro tip: This is exactly how NOT to learn from your mistakes, because without a backup, you can't even study what went wrong. You just get to sit there and contemplate your life choices while your career flashes before your eyes.