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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Relational database Memes

Posts tagged with Relational database

When CRUD Spells Your Downfall

Databases Webdev Programming Backend
15 days ago 139.8K views 0 shares
When CRUD Spells Your Downfall
Ah yes, the classic "accidental SQL injection" presentation fail. Someone thought they were being clever highlighting the first letter of each CRUD operation, only to spell out a rather unfortunate four-letter word on stage. The presenter probably didn't notice until the snickering started from the back row. Nothing says "professional database lecture" quite like accidentally dropping an S-bomb in 72-point font. Bet that slide got updated faster than you can say "WHERE clause=embarrassment".

Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage

Databases Android Ios Javascript Programming
3 months ago 169.5K views 0 shares
Identity Crisis: SQLite As JSON Storage
SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

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