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Content felisha jammel fleaskeys Made a joke about Al Gore inventing the internet in class today and I thought the joke fell flat until a girl spoke up 5 minutes later and asked if that's why they call it an algorithm ProarammerH

Content rProgrammerHumor uMicroErick 8h 6 , 12 Prmios Frist day as intern for Spotify, is it custom to DROP a table after you're done querying it? I was running a simple query on the Users table and dropped it before leaving for lunch. I do this all the time for my assignments but people here are freaking out for some reason. 4 11,3k J 493 1, Comparti... 47 Premiar rspotify uRetiredPenguin 8h Unir-se 6 9. 5 7 Prmios Just got randomly logged off mid-song on my phone and can't log back in Has this happened to anyone? I'm on a Google Pixel 6. I was listening to my discover weekly and out of the blue I just got logged out and when I try to reset my password it isn't sending me a link. This is pretty annoying and random,.. 4 3,7k I 933 1, Comparti... Premiar ProdrammerHumor.io

Content PROPRIETARY OPEN SOURCE 1114 21 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD Share VIEW ALL Orion-Ziggurat 5h Glorious Gentoo And someone else standing off to the side saying they aren't pulling the sled with "proper" ethical standards in mind. h Reply 4 9 alecStewart1 4h Glorious Gentoo And then some other guy saying the project needs a complete rewrite in Rust. 9 TheBrokenRail-Dev 3h And a guy saying that the sled should actuallv be multiple smaller sleds that are connected to each other with duct-tane because "mah Unix philosophy." 5 Orion-Ziggurat 2h Glorious Gentoo Then a Gnome dev comes in and decides the ropes used to pull the sled detract from the experience and removes them to maintain a simpler, opinionated sled setup. 4 6

Using email as a primary key is already a terrible idea—what happens when users want to change their email? Cascade updates everywhere, foreign key nightmares, and a database migration that'll haunt your dreams. But sure, let's one-up that disaster by using the password as the primary key. Nothing says "job security through catastrophic technical debt" like having to update every single reference in your database when someone inevitably forgets their password. Also, you'd be storing plaintext passwords, which is basically a resume-building exercise for your next gig after the data breach lawsuit.

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Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.