Forgot Start Transaction

database sql Transactions Backup Where clause production Update query Developer horror Data loss

Databases Programming Debugging Testing Backend

2 months ago 247,843 views 0 shares

Forgot Start Transaction

database-memes, sql-memes, transactions-memes, backup-memes, where-clause-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That moment when you run a simple UPDATE query without a WHERE clause and suddenly see "8371455 row(s) affected" flash before your eyes. Your stomach drops faster than production server uptime during a demo. The database equivalent of texting "I miss our relationship" to your entire contact list instead of just your ex. Hope you've got a backup from this century!

More Like This

Big brained meme I created

Databases Programming Python Linux Frontend

1 year ago 183.2K views 0 shares

Big brained meme I created | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, electron-memes, git-memes, data-memes, xml-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content HTML isn't a programming language. It's a markup language!1 It's not turing-complete!!1 You are not a real programmer!!1 34 34 HTML is a programming language. 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 HTML is a programming language because it is declarative instructions meant to be executed by a computer. Turing-completeness does not determine whether a language is a programming one or not. Does that mean that data formatting standards, such as XML, LaTeX, Roff etc. are really programming languages? Yes, because ultimately a programming language is an artificial abstract categorization we setup to refer to different rules and data. CSS, Conway's game of life, REAL life and digital electronics are all turing complete yet most people wouldn't call them 14 programming langauges. Why? Because it's 2 0.1 semantics. Either way, most people who laugh at "HTML isn't a 130 145 programming langauge memes are brainlets.

J Qu€ry

Databases Javascript Programming

4 years ago 121.7K views 0 shares

jQu€ry | iphone-memes, jquery-memes, query-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Telmo telmo In Europe we use instead of S when using Query. Tweet bersetzen 10:29 10 Juni 20 Twitter for iPhone

This almost feels like a test (for data science intern application).

Databases Typescript Swift Javascript Programming

2 years ago 287.2K views 0 shares

This almost feels like a test (for data science intern application). | programming-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, test-memes, react-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, swift-memes, typescript-memes, scala-memes, tensorflow-memes, object-memes, kotlin-memes, ML-memes, data science-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Spotify CAMPUS TECH APPLICATION FORM 2023 What programming languages are you proficient (check all that apply) Java Typescript Python Scala Javascript HTML CSS Kotlin Swift Objective-C Tensorflow React SOL Linux CAMPUS APPLICATION FORM 2023

Stupid Fucking Smelly Nerds

Databases Linux Backend

1 year ago 167.2K views 0 shares

stupidFuckingSmellyNerds | try-memes, terminal-memes, command-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content trying to paste some commands in terminal STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

AI models be like

Databases Backend

3 years ago 45.7K views 0 shares

AI models be like | rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content isfp isfp my talent is identifying birds 12:37 PM 30082021 17 intj intj okay. what's this one? 17 isfp isfp yep it's definitely a bird 17 2 m V 1 m V

New To Git Hub

Databases Linux Backend

1 year ago 115.3K views 0 shares

newToGitHub | developer-memes, code-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, github-memes, http-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rgithub Posted by u) 15 minutes ago Vote I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https:github.comsherlock-projectsherlockinstallation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS 2. Comments Share Save A