Forgot Start Transaction

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Forgot Start Transaction

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That moment when you run a simple UPDATE query without a WHERE clause and suddenly see "8371455 row(s) affected" flash before your eyes. Your stomach drops faster than production server uptime during a demo. The database equivalent of texting "I miss our relationship" to your entire contact list instead of just your ex. Hope you've got a backup from this century!

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