Goodbye Lil Bro (And 4 Million Rows)

database sql Data loss Delete Where clause Backup failure Production disaster Database admin Query horror

Databases Programming Debugging Testing Backend

8 hours ago 88,264 views 0 shares

Goodbye Lil Bro (And 4 Million Rows)

database-memes, sql-memes, delete-memes, data-loss-memes, where-clause-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That moment when you run a DELETE query without a WHERE clause and suddenly your database is having an existential crisis. Four million rows just vanished faster than my will to live during a production outage. Pour one out for all those database entries that never got to fulfill their destiny. They were just innocent bits and bytes with dreams of being queried someday.

The real tragedy? The backup from last night is corrupted. Time to update that resume.

More Like This

4chan on tech startups

Databases Javascript Programming Backend

4 years ago 185.1K views 0 shares

4chan on tech startups | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, art-memes, sublime text-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, ruby on rails-memes, ruby-memes, mongodb-memes, internet-memes, mongo-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content L Anonymous 122614(Fri) 19:51:11 No. 45793352 B 45793379 45794765 45794788 45796081 45799058 45800174 why the fuck start ups only want ruby on rails developers? Anonymous 122614(Fri)22:01:48 No. 45794867 45794890 45798725 45798760 45799182 45799190 45799231 45800065 It's hipster technology. They create an internet startup with Rails or Node.js on top of MongoDB. They have a io domain with a name that normally ends in -er but they removed the 'e'. They code in Sublime Text on their Macbooks while sitting in Starbucks. When people ask about their work they refer to themselves as a "code artisan".

I Introduce You All To Sql

Databases Backend

1 year ago 24.1K views 0 shares

iIntroduceYouAllToSQL | data-memes, sql-memes, function-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content export default async function Home () const data await query Select Where Column name "status" value "paid" Column name "name" value "bob" Where Limit amount 5 Selects

Ok this CAN’T be a coincidence lol

Databases Python

1 year ago 39.8K views 0 shares

Ok this CAN’T be a coincidence lol | programmer-memes, program-memes, google-memes, try-memes, random-memes, password-memes, ios-memes, list-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rProgrammerHumor uMicroErick 8h 6 , 12 Prmios Frist day as intern for Spotify, is it custom to DROP a table after you're done querying it? I was running a simple query on the Users table and dropped it before leaving for lunch. I do this all the time for my assignments but people here are freaking out for some reason. 4 11,3k J 493 1, Comparti... 47 Premiar rspotify uRetiredPenguin 8h Unir-se 6 9. 5 7 Prmios Just got randomly logged off mid-song on my phone and can't log back in Has this happened to anyone? I'm on a Google Pixel 6. I was listening to my discover weekly and out of the blue I just got logged out and when I try to reset my password it isn't sending me a link. This is pretty annoying and random,.. 4 3,7k I 933 1, Comparti... Premiar ProdrammerHumor.io

SQL injection or smth, idk

Databases Backend

2 years ago 29.4K views 0 shares

SQL injection or smth, idk | sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content STARECAT.COM 6130 Daniell Proarammerhumor GOLG

Should not have pushed that PR

Databases Backend Cloud

2 years ago 40.7K views 0 shares

Should not have pushed that PR | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, c-memes, internet-memes, rds-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rProgrammerHumor uTheRealRubiksMaster 5h Some intern fucked up REAL bad, and took the whole internet down. 4 1.9k J 224 Share ProgrammerHumor uGeneralIngenuity84 2h 8 Awards Just pushed my first PR for my new job at Cloudflare! 4 1.0k I 67 Share

Study Computer Science They Said It Is Easy To Find Ajob They Said

Databases Linux Testing Frontend Backend

1 year ago 134.2K views 0 shares

studyComputerScienceTheySaidItIsEasyToFindAJobTheySaid | computer-memes, tech-memes, management-memes, server-memes, data-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, database-memes, mongodb-memes, oracle-memes, list-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, monitor-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, nosql-memes, tables-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DBA Specialist - SQL Server - Junior DBA Specialist - SQL Server Oracle Our client is looking for a DBA Specialist SQL Server to reinforce his team Mission Role - Responsible for the SQL Server databases - Optimise using SQL 2016 2019 in a fully redundant configuration - Monitor performances of Database Systems - Troubleshoot production performance and functional issues - Solid knowledge and experience in T-SQL, including query optimization, stored procedures - SQL Server Installation, Upgrades, Migrations and Configuration - working knowledge of database management (creating databases, users, tables, indexes, partitions) Technical skills - 5-6 vears experience in SQL Server administration - Very good skills in T-SQL - Very good skills in database optimization - Very good skills regarding IT security - Good knowledge on SSIS, SSAS and SSRS - Commodities or Financial Services background desirable - Advanced knowledge on Transact-SQL and scripting - Knowledge of another DB Engine including NoSQL (MongoDB