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Someone asks how to solve the infamous N+1 query problem in ORMs, and the response is pure gold: just double it and pass it to the next person. Because why fix a performance nightmare when you can make it exponentially worse and let it become someone else's problem?
For context: The N+1 query problem happens when your ORM fetches a list of N items, then makes a separate database query for each item's related data. So instead of 1 query, you get N+1 queries. It's like ordering pizza one slice at a time instead of just ordering the whole damn pie.
The solution here? Make it 2N+2 queries and yeet it to your colleague. Peak engineering right there. This is the database equivalent of setting your code on fire and walking away in slow motion.
