No More Databases

Oh sweetie, someone just discovered localStorage and thinks they've revolutionized software architecture! Because who needs decades of database engineering when you can just YEET all your user data into the browser's 5-10MB storage limit? Nothing could possibly go wrong with storing everything client-side where users can clear it with one accidental cache wipe or a slightly aggressive "free up space" button click. But hey, no server costs! No roundtrip latency! Just pure, unscalable chaos living rent-free in someone's browser until they switch devices and wonder where all their data went. Galaxy brain move right here – who needs data persistence, backups, or multi-user access anyway? localStorage is basically PostgreSQL if you squint hard enough and ignore literally everything that makes databases useful.