The special kind of hell reserved for C/C++ developers. You spend weeks meticulously crafting code that works flawlessly on your machine, only for it to burst into flames in production because some environment-specific preprocessor directive decided today was a good day to ruin your life. The best part? Your debug build works perfectly, but as soon as you ship to production—surprise! That #ifdef RELEASE
section you forgot about just activated like a sleeper agent. And what do we do? Smile through the pain and pretend everything's not on fire. Classic.
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