Spend just a few minutes with C++ and you'll collect the complete trilogy: depression from memory leaks, violent rage from undefined behavior, and suicidal thoughts from template errors. The best part? You don't even need years of experience—these treasures are available to you within the first hour of compiling. And yet we keep coming back for more punishment because nothing says "real programmer" like manually managing your own memory while crying.
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