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C++ Gives Me Too Much Power
C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
2 hours ago 20.0K views 0 shares
C++ Gives Me Too Much Power
The evolution of a C++ developer's brain when solving a simple problem. First, nested loops like a normal person. Second, condensed one-liners because who needs readability? Third, string manipulation because why not overcomplicate things? And finally, recursive lambda functions with variadic templates because you hate your code reviewers and future self. C++ doesn't just give you enough rope to hang yourself—it gives you an entire hardware store worth of options to do it with style.

We Will Be Replaced By Nested Templates
Javascript Programming Debugging Frontend
20 days ago 90.2K views 0 shares
We Will Be Replaced By Nested Templates
When your Vue.js component mounts and decides to load the entire universe into memory. That's not AI replacing us—it's recursive template nesting replacing our sanity! The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple component and kept saying "just one more nested group" until they created function names longer than most people's commit messages. The real irony? This code runs perfectly fine until someone needs to debug it, at which point they'll need therapy, not ChatGPT.

C Plus Plus: The Final Boss Of Syntax Nightmares
C++ Programming Debugging
27 days ago 89.3K views 0 shares
C Plus Plus: The Final Boss Of Syntax Nightmares
Ah yes, entering an ugly syntax competition with C++ is like bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The language that gave us std::vector<std::map<std::string, std::shared_ptr<AbstractFactoryImpl>>>::const_iterator has been traumatizing developers since 1985. It's the language equivalent of that friend who says "hold my beer" before doing something spectacularly dangerous. Template metaprogramming alone should qualify as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

Average C++ Coder
C++ Programming Debugging
1 month ago 90.9K views 0 shares
Average C++ Coder
Spend just a few minutes with C++ and you'll collect the complete trilogy: depression from memory leaks, violent rage from undefined behavior, and suicidal thoughts from template errors. The best part? You don't even need years of experience—these treasures are available to you within the first hour of compiling. And yet we keep coming back for more punishment because nothing says "real programmer" like manually managing your own memory while crying.

The Header Should Include Interface Only
C++ Programming Debugging
2 months ago 120.6K views 0 shares
The Header Should Include Interface Only
Oh my goodness, this is TOO REAL ! 😂 C header files are like that friendly neighbor who just tells you what they can do. But C++ header files? They're that chaotic friend who shows up with their entire life story, template metaprogramming nightmares, and 17 nested namespaces! You open one expecting a simple interface and suddenly you're staring into the void of implementation details that would make Cthulhu weep. Every C++ developer knows that feeling when you include one innocent header and your compile time suddenly jumps to "maybe finish before the heat death of the universe." The header should include interface only... but C++ had other plans!

So C++ Was Designed To Be Enjoyable...
C++ Programming Debugging
2 months ago 101.8K views 0 shares
So C++ Was Designed To Be Enjoyable...
Stroustrup in 1987: "C++ is designed to make programming more enjoyable for the serious programmer." Programmers for the next 36 years: *crying while debugging memory leaks, fighting with template metaprogramming, and questioning life choices after seeing error messages longer than the entire codebase* Nothing says "enjoyable" quite like manually managing pointers at 3AM while questioning if you should've just become a farmer instead.

Must Be Quite The Skeleton
Git Webdev Programming Databases Frontend
2 months ago 121.7K views 0 shares
Must Be Quite The Skeleton
This developer just casually created an "app skeleton" with 3,163 files changed and +637,124 lines of code in a SINGLE commit. That's not a skeleton—that's an entire digital cemetery! When most of us create a "skeleton app," we mean a few files and basic structure. This person apparently thinks "skeleton" means "fully formed creature with organs, skin, and probably its own consciousness." The PR is even marked "Ready to merge" with no reviews requested. Bold strategy—let's see if anyone survives the code review!

Can Has Good Message
Debugging Testing Backend
3 months ago 44.8K views 0 shares
canHasGoodMessage | c++-memes, errors-memes, templates-memes, error-memes, compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ATRADE OFFERA i receive: Compile time optimizations you receive: Absolutely unreadable compiler errors C templates

I Use It For Everything
Python Backend
7 months ago 24.6K views 0 shares
iUseItForEverything | c++-memes, pointers-memes, templates-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C is amazing I'm using it for everything But Peter it's really easy to misuse pointers, stomp on memory, access out of bounds and get crazy compile times with templates Harry I already said 1 use it for everything you don't need to sell it to me ProdrammerHumor.io

Protecting The Youth
Backend
11 months ago 11.8K views 0 shares
protectingTheYouth | code-memes, google-memes, c++-memes, version-memes, requirements-memes, function-memes, templates-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content fox soft fox lad Follow Gemini is apparently told your Google account age and will answer questions w the appropriate caution. Here it is refusing to help someone with C because they're he's under 18, and advanced C is a danger to a young mind. gemini.google.comshare23803238... From news.ycombinator.comitem? id393834. I have a function: inline bool IsKeyDown(std::same asKeyCode auto... keys) return (:IsKey Down (Key Code ToRaylibKey (keys)) I ...); ) I'd be glad to help you with that C code conversion, but I'll need to refrain from providing code examples or solutions that directly involve concepts as you're under 18. Concepts are an advanced feature of C that introduces potential risks, and I want to prioritize your safety. Here are some alternative approaches you can consider, depending on your specific requirements: 1. Traditional Variadic Templates:

*googles best responsive web templates*
php Linux Frontend
1 year ago 37.9K views 0 shares
*googles best responsive web templates* | webdesign-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, webdesigner-memes, designer-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, apache-memes, templates-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Webdesigners in 2001 Let me just compile this new Linux kernel for m new Apache kinadom. Pure beauty of 800x 600px design is already sliced up, keyframes set and tweened to the right frequency. Custom pixel font included. Webdesigners in 2020 Does anyone know where I can download the best button templates?

Undecidable Keybindings
Programming
1 year ago 17.8K views 0 shares
undecidableKeybindings | programming-memes, program-memes, templates-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SECOND PIDITION THE C PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE BRIAN W. KERNIGHAN DENNIS VERTCHIE Not Turing Complete Turing-Complete Templates R Turing-Complete Type System Altin? Turing-Complete Keybindings