Every Startup Right Now

Startups in 2024: "We can't afford competitive salaries or decent benefits, sorry." Also startups: *Drops $500k/month on OpenAI API credits for their chatbot that nobody asked for*. The AI gold rush has VCs throwing money at anything with "agent" in the pitch deck while actual human developers are getting equity that's worth less than Monopoly money. Because why hire three senior engineers when you can subscribe to five different AI tools that hallucinate code and call it "autonomous development"? Fun fact: The average AI agent subscription costs more per month than what some startups pay their junior devs. Priorities, people.