House Of Cards: Modern Digital Infrastructure

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper Every now and then, ping one of your competitor's websites using an IE6 VM. Keep them on their toes. 72418, 4:57 AM 760 Retweets 2,536 Likes

That perfect synchronicity of hitting deploy and immediately getting a notification is the universe's way of saying "you forgot something critical." It's like Murphy's Law of Deployment—your phone will only ring with an urgent issue the exact microsecond your finger leaves the deploy button. The code was perfect in dev, passed all tests, survived code review... but somehow you can feel that production is about to catch fire. Time to prepare your "working on a fix" message while frantically scanning logs!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of developers worshipping Docker like it's some life-changing spiritual awakening! 😭 Docker's just sitting there like "guys, I literally just put your code in little boxes so it doesn't throw tantrums on different machines." Meanwhile, devs are having full-blown religious experiences, writing poetry about how Docker saved their marriage and cured their existential dread. The bearded chad represents all of us who spent YEARS in dependency hell before Docker swooped in with its containerization magic. Now we're all cultists, ready to sacrifice our RAM at the altar of the mighty whale! 🐳

Content USP Search for packages (K) Browse packages Docs Sign in ebrenessis-even 1.0.3 latest ebrenessis-even Determine if a number is odd or even. Works with JSR Score 100 Publiched 2 hours ago (1.0.3) Overview Docs riles Versions 4 Dependencies Dependents Score Search for symbols (96) is-even This module contains functions to determine if a number is odd or even. Examples Use with Deno y Add Package deno add debreness is-even Import svmbol import as mod from "ebrenessis-e Example 1 import isEven from 'debrenessis-even'; isEven (2); true isEven (5); false isEven ("Hello"); exception is thrown isNotEven(2); true isOdd (3); true isNotOdd (27); false Symbols f isEven f isNotEven f isNotOdd f isOdd Document Navigation Exambles IS-even

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5t years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". E 7:10 PM 11 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

When the CTO says "We've allocated sufficient backup storage" but your database grows faster than your budget. That tiny spare tire trying to support a monster truck of data is basically what happens when management thinks a 1TB drive will back up your 15TB production environment. Bonus points if they expect you to fit the logs too.