House Of Cards: Modern Digital Infrastructure

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That look when a junior dev tries the "asking for a friend" approach after pushing their API keys to GitHub. The senior's face says it all: "I know what you did, and now we're both having a terrible day." The real question isn't how to remove it—it's how many services you need to rotate keys for before the CEO finds out about the $20K AWS bill from the crypto miners who found it first.

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Content IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE THEN WE'LL SHIP YOUR MACHINE AND THAT IS HOW DOCKER WAS BORN inglip.com

Content I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT FiRTINE TELLING 9-95-0. AND A LOT OF YAML I SEE YOU. ..ALONE. JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF YAML...

THE ABSOLUTE HERO WE NEED! A t-shirt that says "#NaaS - No as a Service" for stakeholder meetings?! GENIUS! 🙌 For those of us who've survived the 47th request to "just add this one tiny feature" that would literally require rewriting the entire codebase, this shirt is basically BATTLE ARMOR. Imagine the gasps when you turn around in that Zoom call and the product manager sees your silent rebellion against scope creep! It's like having a force field against "can we just..." questions. I'm literally DYING at the thought of someone having the audacity to actually wear this. The modern developer's equivalent of bringing a sword to a gunfight - except the sword is SASS and the gunfight is a 2-hour meeting that could've been an email! 💀