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Ah, the modern tech hero's journey: "I wrote a prompt, AI generated an API, and now I'm basically the next unicorn founder." Sure buddy, and I once wrote a regex that worked on the first try – doesn't mean I'm Jeff Bezos. The gap between "my AI prompt worked once" and "billion-dollar company" is roughly the same as the gap between "I installed Linux" and "I now run NASA." Those compute bills will hit harder than the reality that prompt engineering isn't the same as actually engineering. Ten years in the trenches and I've learned one truth: the harder someone humble-brags about how easy something was, the more spectacularly it'll explode in production.

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The beautiful irony here is that when Microsoft 365 goes down, companies panic like it's the apocalypse—meanwhile developers are sitting there completely unbothered because they've been using VS Code offline, their terminal, and Stack Overflow (which miraculously never goes down when you need it). While everyone's freaking out about losing access to Teams, Outlook, and SharePoint, devs are just vibing with their local environment. No meetings to interrupt the flow state? No emails flooding in? No "quick sync" calendar invites? Sounds like the perfect workday, honestly. The real productivity killer isn't Microsoft 365 being down—it's scrolling through programming memes instead of actually coding. But hey, just one more meme, right?

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