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Content "SO, WHERE DiD YOU TWO AT THE OFFiCE (AT STARBUCKS MEET?" GiTHUB WiNDOWS USERS MAC USERS LiNUX USERS

Content Company: our projects are well structured so errors are easy to find. Their projects: Languages Makefile 18.7 C 11.9 Rust 9.3 C 14.3 C 10.8 Java 9.3 Other 25.7

Content Atif Aslam showing off his GitHub contributions on stage

The existential crisis of Vim is too real. Imagine being one of the most powerful text editors in existence only to discover your primary purpose is opening config files that other devs forgot how to exit from. The robot's enlightenment moment hits hard because let's face it - we've all installed Vim, struggled with it for 20 minutes, then used it exclusively for editing Docker configs and Git commit messages for the next 7 years. The true tragedy isn't that Vim lacks purpose - it's that its incredible power is wasted on us mere mortals who just want to change one line in our .bashrc without having to Google "how to quit vim" for the 600th time.

Content when you try to git-blame and you realize you wrote the broken code NYPD

Content EXCUSE ME, SIR IS THIS YOUR CODE? THAT MEANS, YOU MUST KNOW HOW IT WORKS? THEN HOW DOES IT WORK? YUP YUP MAKES SENSE TO ME NO IDEA