Cursed Csharp

The classic "I don't have a spare computer for Linux" excuse gets obliterated by virtualization. It's the computing equivalent of saying you can't go to the gym because you don't have a separate body for working out. Meanwhile, VirtualBox sits there like the Hulk of hypervisors, ready to smash that pathetic logic. No hardware? No problem. Just run an entire OS inside your OS like some sort of digital Russian nesting doll.

Content YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! TERMINAI IT'S A CLI THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A NEW DEV IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE CUTS HERSELF? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. ASI adi-fitritumbir.com "The Hogfather" - Terry Pratchett ProgrammerHumor. io

Trust issues level 9000! When someone asks why IT professionals are difficult, here's your answer: driving two hours just to physically verify a server is powered on despite THREE people's assurances. Because in the server room, "trust but verify" isn't just a motto—it's a survival mechanism. That blinking LED is worth more than any verbal confirmation. Remote management tools? Sure, they exist... but nothing beats the sweet relief of pressing that cold metal power button yourself and whispering, "I knew it" when you were right all along.

Content Version control software This software is called git, right? And it uses git as a keyword for most console commands, right? 00 So if I wanted to do something in git I would have to type in git' and then my command, right? git add. Correct Yes, it does Seems right to me git' is not a git command

Content STOP DOING GIT CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRANCHES YEARS OF MERGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for DECENTRALIZED VERSION CONTROL Wanted to keep multiple versions of a file for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "file. copy2-final.js". "Yes, please PUSH your code into my FORK. CHERRY-PICK A COMMIT" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hello, I'd like to show you my changes. Sure, JUST CREATE A BRANCH, PUSH TO ORIGIN and CREATE A PULL REQUEST" (When we had perfectly working flash drives) ???? ??????? ????????????? Devops have played us for absolute fools

Windows: "We have a sophisticated, elegant shutdown procedure to ensure all your programs close properly." Linux: *Tux with a shotgun* "kill -9 motherfucker." The brutal efficiency of Linux's process termination is perfectly captured here. While Windows politely asks programs to please consider shutting down when convenient, Linux just sends SIGKILL and calls it a day. No negotiations, no waiting - just cold, ruthless efficiency. The Firefox logo getting blasted is just collateral damage.