Cursed Csharp

Content S The program 'fortune' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing: rudo apt-get install fortune-mod

Content Atif Aslam showing off his GitHub contributions on stage

Someone just walked into Torvalds' Linux repository demanding a .exe file like they're at a drive-thru window ordering a McFlurry. They want to "download and install" Linux like it's a Windows application, completely oblivious to the fact that they're staring at the literal source code of an operating system kernel. The beautiful irony? They're asking for a Linux .exe file. That's like going to a Tesla dealership and asking them to fill up your gas tank. The .exe extension is a Windows executable format, my friend. Linux uses ELF binaries, shell scripts, or you know... you actually compile the code. But sure, let's just package an entire operating system kernel into a convenient double-clickable Windows executable because that makes total sense. The rage-filled rant calling developers "STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS" for not catering to their complete lack of understanding is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I'm ready to contribute to open source" quite like insulting the entire developer community while fundamentally misunderstanding what you're looking at.

Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people MM I wish for everyone to use Vim instead of an IDE There are 4 rules

Content Developer: git push origin master -force Developer: Sorry, wrong window Every other developer in the chat channel: ..what are you doing?

Content Every modern tech company: MY source code Our personal data