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Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).

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Linux users see a folder icon with ~/* and think "home directory with all files" – simple, elegant, powerful. Windows users see the same thing and their brain goes full 1984 dystopian mode. The tilde (~) is Linux's shorthand for your home directory, and the asterisk wildcard means "everything." So ~/* literally translates to "all files in my home directory." For Linux folks, it's just another Tuesday. For Windows users who've never touched a terminal or dealt with Unix-style paths, it might as well be hieroglyphics carved by ancient sysadmins. The facial expressions capture it perfectly: Linux guy is casually nodding like "yeah, I know exactly what's in there," while Windows guy looks like he's contemplating the existential dread of learning bash syntax.

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