Cloudflare Be Like

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The ultimate service outage power move! Cloudflare, the company that protects half the internet, occasionally has its own outages. But the real 4D chess happens when their downtime takes out DownDetector.com too – the very site people use to check if services are down. It's like tripping the security guard on your way out of the bank. Nobody can sound the alarm if you've disabled the alarm system. Pure evil genius that would make any network engineer both cringe and slow-clap simultaneously.

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