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OpenAI trying to patch the massive leak in their server costs with ads is peak tech company energy. They're out here burning through cash faster than a GPU farm on full load, watching those cloud bills stack up like a memory leak nobody wants to fix. The Flex Tape meme format is *chef's kiss* here. Sure, you've got infrastructure costs that could fund a small country's GDP, but slap some ads on it and call it a business model. Nothing says "we're totally sustainable" like desperately monetizing your product after promising to democratize AI. Remember when they were "open" AI? Good times. Now they're just another company discovering that training models on the entire internet isn't exactly cheap, and VCs eventually want their money back.

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Remember when you bought software and it just... worked? No phoning home, no "verify your license," no mandatory updates that brick your workflow. Now your $2000 Adobe subscription needs to check in with the mothership before letting you edit a PNG. Your smart fridge won't dispense ice without WiFi. Your car's heated seats are locked behind a monthly paywall. The shift from ownership to perpetual rental is real. You're not buying products anymore—you're leasing access to features that physically exist in hardware you paid for, but are artificially gated by DRM and always-online requirements. It's the SaaS-ification of everything, where companies realized they can extract infinite revenue from finite purchases. The kicker? When their servers go down or they decide to discontinue the service, your "purchase" evaporates into the cloud. You don't own your games, your music, your tools—you're just renting them until the company decides otherwise. Welcome to the future, where everything is a service and nothing truly belongs to you.

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