The Knee-Shootinator 9000: Enterprise Edition

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The Knee-Shootinator 9000: Enterprise Edition

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Ah, the corporate innovation cycle strikes again! Nothing says "we value efficiency" like a contraption specifically designed to shoot employees in the knees while buzzwords float around it.

The "Knee-Shootinator 9000" perfectly captures that special corporate talent for taking something simple and adding "15 layers of unnecessary complexity" while still claiming it's an "innovative game-changer."

My favorite part is how they've slapped "AI-Powered!" and "Cloud Integration!" on it—because apparently even knee-shooting devices need to be part of your digital transformation strategy.

Just another day in paradise where the solution to every business problem is a new tool with a fancy name and a PowerPoint presentation explaining why this time it'll definitely work.

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