Downdetector Memes

The perfect digital ouroboros doesn't exi— Trying to check if Cloudflare is down? Too bad, the downdetector site itself is protected by Cloudflare. It's like asking the bartender if he's at work by calling the bar, but he's the only one who answers phones. The irony is so thick you could route packets through it. Somewhere, a network engineer is staring blankly at their monitor, questioning every life decision that led to this moment.