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When you accidentally send that internal company rant about AWS pricing to the entire engineering distribution list instead of your teammate's DM. The panic that sets in when you realize 16,000 developers just got an email they definitely weren't supposed to see is the exact moment you understand why email recall features exist (and why they never actually work). Amazon's response? Fire everyone who saw it. Problem solved. Can't have a leak if there's nobody left to leak. Classic enterprise damage control strategy right there. It's like doing git reset --hard HEAD~1 on your entire workforce. Pro tip: Always double-check that "To:" field before hitting send. And maybe don't keep "[email protected]" right next to "[email protected]" in your autocomplete.

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Behold, the classic "belt and suspenders" approach to software engineering! Someone decided to publish that config data twice—once inside the conditional and once outside—because why risk it only being published once, right? This is like ordering pizza, then immediately ordering the exact same pizza again just in case the first one doesn't arrive. The second call will always execute regardless of the condition, making the entire if-statement completely pointless. Somewhere in a code review, a senior developer is quietly dying inside.

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