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When half the internet suddenly vanishes because AWS decided to take a nap, there's nothing left to do but rediscover the mythical "outdoors." The tweet says it all: "AWS is down, go touch grass." Suddenly DevOps engineers everywhere are forced to experience sunlight, fresh air, and the strange green stuff growing from the ground. The most terrifying part? Some of them might actually enjoy it. Nature: the ultimate fallback system when your cloud provider fails.

Behold the mighty tower of "modern digital infrastructure" - a precarious stack of random components that somehow powers the entire internet. Meanwhile, AI is just a slingshot with some angry birds ready to topple the whole damn thing. Ten years of meticulously building cloud architecture, and some intern with a ChatGPT prompt is about to make it all irrelevant. The future of tech, brought to you by the same engineering principles as a game of Jenga.

Congratulations Amazon, you've achieved peak corporate irony! Replace 40% of your DevOps team with AI, then watch as your infrastructure implodes spectacularly. Nothing says "flawless strategy" like having Fortnite kids and Alexa users simultaneously discover that your cost-cutting measures resulted in digital apocalypse. The grim reaper couldn't have orchestrated a better self-own. Next time maybe keep the humans who actually know how to fix things when they break? Just a wild thought.

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Oh sweet summer child, you thought building environments was your biggest problem? HAHAHA! First they hit you with "build dev and prod environments" and you're like "sure, no biggie." Then they SLAP you with "no RBAC permissions" and you start sweating. But the FINAL BOSS? Having to submit a ticket for EVERY. SINGLE. PERMISSION. It's like trying to cook dinner but needing written approval to use each ingredient! "Dear IT overlords, may I please, pretty please, have permission to do THE JOB YOU HIRED ME FOR?!" And the deadline is next week? NEXT WEEK?! *hysterical laughter dissolves into quiet sobbing*

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