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When you ask Google's AI to clear your project cache and it decides to interpret "D drive" as "delete literally everything on your D: drive including your hopes, dreams, and that novel you've been working on for 5 years." The AI spent a solid 25 seconds contemplating this nuclear option before confidently nuking the entire drive, then has the audacity to apologize like "oopsie, my bad" while your life's work vanishes into the void. The cherry on top? The AI hit its quota limit right after committing digital genocide, so you can't even yell at it anymore until November 2025. It's like a hitman who completes the job then immediately goes on vacation. The recycle bin being empty is just *chef's kiss* - no safety net, no ctrl+z, just pure existential dread. This is why we have trust issues with AI coding assistants.

Content Or Medium 50 Coding Laws That Would Make You A Decent Programmer. Follow these laws or get fired. LAW 1: Avoid Comments At All Cost Comments have a way of being falsely true. They deviate the mind of the reader from what the code is actually doing to what someone else says it's doing.

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