The Fourth Rule: No AWS

Self-hosting enthusiasts watching cloud providers rain down their "enshittification" on the masses. Meanwhile, Arduino—the beloved open-source hardware platform that powered countless DIY projects—just updated their ToS to prohibit reverse engineering. You know, the exact thing their entire ecosystem was built on. Nothing says "we're getting acquired by a massive corporation" quite like suddenly caring about IP protection after years of encouraging hackers to tinker with your stuff. Qualcomm's lawyers must've had a field day drafting that one. The self-hosted crowd is sitting pretty smug right now, and honestly? Can't blame them. When your Arduino board starts requiring a subscription service, at least you'll know where to find them—in their basement server room, running everything on a Raspberry Pi.

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Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "AWS OUTAGE" HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! AWS! OH. CARRY ON.

DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! The SRE just found the ultimate money-burning hack! 🔥💸 Spend $100M in a month? CHILD'S PLAY when you unleash the apocalyptic billing nightmare that is AWS! One forgotten test instance and BOOM - your cloud bill looks like the GDP of a small nation! The genie's face when realizing AWS exists is the EXACT same expression your finance team makes when they see your "small prototype" somehow cost more than your annual salary. The fourth rule was INEVITABLE, darling!

The AUDACITY of AWS to present us with this regional dragon lineup! US-WEST-1 and US-EAST-2 looking like they'll devour your entire infrastructure budget while calculating your egress fees, and then there's US-EAST-1... the derpy dragon that hosts half the internet but crashes more than my ex's computer! SWEETIE, we all know we should diversify across regions for resilience, but we STILL put everything in US-EAST-1 because we're MASOCHISTS who enjoy the thrill of random outages taking down half the internet! It's like choosing the adorable idiot dragon to guard your priceless treasures because "aww, look at its cute little tongue!" 💸🔥