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Stay Away From Server Room (Or Else)

Networking Security Devops Hardware Linux

8 days ago 130.2K views 0 shares

Stay Away From Server Room (Or Else)

Ah, the subtle warning sign that says "our sysadmin is having a bad day." Nothing says "please respect our infrastructure" quite like the implied threat of execution-style server justice. Somewhere, a network engineer spent way too much time fantasizing about what they'd do to the marketing guy who keeps unplugging servers to charge their phone. The IT department's version of "beware of dog" is apparently "beware of rage-filled tech with a firearm and zero patience left." Security through intimidation - still more effective than most corporate password policies!

Stay Away From Server Room

Security Networking Devops Hardware Linux

9 days ago 168.7K views 0 shares

Stay Away From Server Room

Nothing says "secure facility" like threatening execution-style murder for unauthorized access. Guess regular locks were too mainstream for the sysadmin. The warning sign perfectly captures IT's subtle approach to security: "Touch our precious servers and get kneecapped." And they wonder why no one volunteers to help during server migrations.

Don't Touch The Sacred Servers

Security Networking Devops Linux

9 days ago 114.5K views 0 shares

Don't Touch The Sacred Servers

Ah yes, the standard server room warning sign that somehow escalated from "please don't touch" to "we will literally execute you on sight." Nothing says "we value our uptime" quite like threatening capital punishment for approaching the sacred racks. The sysadmin who designed this clearly had one too many incidents of someone unplugging something "just to see what happens." The execution pictogram is a nice touch - much more effective than a boring "authorized personnel only" sign. Because nothing protects your infrastructure like the implied threat of summary execution!

Cable Management Be Like

Hardware Networking

29 days ago 139.8K views 0 shares

Cable Management Be Like

The universal law of cable management: what's visible must be immaculate, what's hidden can resemble a nest built by drunk squirrels. The PSU shroud, that magical black box where cable sins go to die. It's like wearing a tuxedo to a meeting while your underwear drawer looks like it survived a hurricane. Priorities.

Python Networking Specialist: No Experience With Code Required

Python Networking Hardware Programming

1 month ago 129.5K views 0 shares

Python Networking Specialist: No Experience With Code Required

When your boss asks for a "Python networking specialist" but completely misunderstands the assignment. Somewhere in the server room, a literal python is slithering through the cables, probably thinking "I didn't sign up for this IT position, but I'm making it work." The snake's resume probably said "expert at handling multiple connections simultaneously" and "experienced in constricting problematic nodes." Bet the job posting didn't mention "must be comfortable in tight spaces with ethernet cables."

Crime Scene: Server Room

Networking Security Devops Hardware Linux

3 months ago 173.9K views 0 shares

Crime Scene: Server Room

Nothing says "happy Monday" like crime scene tape in the server room. That yellow caution tape is the universal symbol for "some poor sysadmin's weekend was utterly destroyed." Whoever put that there is either preventing others from witnessing the horror of a catastrophic failure or preserving evidence for the inevitable postmortem meeting where someone will have to explain why production went down. The best part? Everyone walking by knows exactly what happened without needing a single word of explanation. Server room + caution tape + Monday morning = someone's about to update their resume.