Click Ops Engineering

ssh terminal Infrastructure production Deployment sysadmin Connection Fear

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2 months ago 272,034 views 1 shares

Click Ops Engineering

cloud-memes, devops-memes, ssh-memes, terminal-memes, infrastructure-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The fearless cloud engineer, who boldly proclaims "I fear no man"... until SSH enters the chat. That moment when your terminal connection drops mid-deployment and your heart skips three beats. Infrastructure as Code? Nah, we're running Infrastructure as Prayer hoping the connection stays alive. Nothing quite matches the primal terror of watching your SSH session hang while you're elbow-deep in production configs at 2PM on a Friday.

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