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You know you've achieved true DevOps excellence when your production environment is just as broken as your local machine. The classic "works on my machine" problem, except in reverse—nothing works anywhere, perfectly synchronized chaos across all environments.
That stormtrooper confidently marching forward with terrible aim? That's your code making it to prod with the exact same bugs you've been debugging for weeks. At least your CI/CD pipeline is working flawlessly—flawlessly deploying garbage.
The real kicker is when QA signs off because "it matches the dev environment behavior." Technically not a regression if it was always broken, right?
