The Great Developer Divide

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The Great Developer Divide

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The tech world's perfect standoff. Backend devs hide in their server rooms to avoid the horror of centering a div, while frontend folks break into cold sweats at the mere mention of a JOIN statement. The grass is always greener on the side where you don't have to learn the thing that makes you uncomfortable. Meanwhile, full-stack developers sit in the corner, twitching uncontrollably.

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