Every Day We Stray Further From Kafka

When you're desperately trying to explain to Claude AI that your database schema is missing a critical concept, but Claude just keeps slapping JSONB at every single problem like it's the ultimate solution to life, the universe, and everything. Need relational data? JSONB. Need proper normalization? JSONB. Need to store literally anything? Believe it or not, also JSONB. It's giving "when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail" energy, except the hammer is a PostgreSQL data type and the nail is your beautifully architected database that's about to become a glorified document store. Sure, JSONB is flexible and powerful, but maybe—just MAYBE—some things deserve their own proper columns and relationships instead of being yeeted into an unstructured blob of chaos.

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Content Day 384 without sex: Started a project in C to remember how it feels to be fucked

Oh, you sweet summer PM. "Just a small feature" they said. "Shouldn't take long" they said. Then you crack open the codebase and discover it's been untouched since 2009—back when people still used Internet Explorer unironically and thought jQuery was revolutionary. The code is so ancient it probably has comments referencing MySpace integration. You're not adding a feature; you're performing digital archaeology on a legacy system held together by duct tape, prayers, and someone named "Dave" who left the company 8 years ago. The only documentation? A README that says "TODO: Add documentation." Good luck refactoring that spaghetti without breaking the entire production environment.

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