Every Day We Stray Further From Kafka

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You know you've achieved peak enterprise architecture when your execution context needs its own execution context, which then needs a builder, which also needs a build process. Six files just to execute something. Six. The meme shows two guys in an intense sword fight, which perfectly captures the internal battle every C# developer faces when trying to navigate through their own abstraction layers. This is what happens when "separation of concerns" becomes "separation of sanity." Someone on the team definitely said "we might need to extend this later" and created a builder pattern for a builder pattern. The factory probably has a factory too, but that's in a different namespace. Welcome to enterprise C#, where the simplest task requires more ceremony than a royal wedding and your call stack looks like a phone book.