Ah, the eternal struggle of enterprise software! While computer science students slave away learning elegant O(log n) binary search trees and O(√n) quantum algorithms, some poor dev in 1997 just threw in a linear O(n) search and called it a day. Now we're all sitting here like Bigfoot—evolved beings contemplating why we tolerate scrolling through 10,000 records when a proper index would fix everything. The real miracle isn't the search algorithm—it's the supernatural patience of users who've been conditioned to believe that computers just take that long to find things. Stockholm syndrome, but for terrible UX.
Quantum Search Algo Where Are You
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