What People Think Programmers Are Arguing About

Code review Naming conventions Coding standards Code style Variable names Developer arguments Syntax wars Algorithm debate

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What People Think Programmers Are Arguing About

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Non-programmers imagine us locked in epic battles over algorithm efficiency like Godzilla vs Kong, debating the merits of our custom sorting implementations.

Meanwhile, our actual bloodsport? Two people in ridiculous costumes having a street fight over whether a variable should be named dateUpdated or updatedDate.

The truth hurts. I've seen teams spend 45 minutes in code review debating variable names while the actual bug goes unnoticed. Such is the glamorous life in tech.

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