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The ultimate job security plan revealed! When AI threatens to replace coders by learning from clean, logical code, just switch to the ancient developer technique of writing incomprehensible spaghetti code with zero comments. I've been writing undocumented code for 15 years, but I always thought it was because I was lazy. Turns out I was just future-proofing my career against the robot uprising. Accidental genius!

The world map illuminated in four different ways - ports, airports, railroads, and then... complete darkness for "Developers who use Meta AI." Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like being the only demographic that doesn't show up on a global heatmap. Congratulations Meta AI users, you've achieved what introverts have dreamed of for centuries - complete invisibility! The void stares back, and it's running on Meta's large language model.

The brutal truth of modern tech interviews! At home, you're basically Thanos with the infinity gauntlet of tools—VSCode, GitHub Copilot, DeepSeek, and other AI assistants making you feel like you could snap half the bugs out of existence. But the moment you step into that interview room? Suddenly you're Rhino from Spider-Man—sweating in a ridiculous costume while trying to remember how to reverse a linked list on a whiteboard. The cognitive dissonance between our tool-augmented daily coding superpowers and the bare-metal interview process is the ultimate developer identity crisis.

SWEET MOTHER OF DISRUPTION! This bingo card is basically every venture capitalist's wet dream turned into a horrifying reality check! 😱 Each square represents the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that is modern tech - from "only solves rich people problems" (because who cares about the poors?) to "bug causes death" (just a minor inconvenience for the shareholders). And don't get me started on "everything is a subscription" - my bank account is SCREAMING in monthly payment pain! The center square just being "ADS!" is the chef's kiss of digital dystopia. It's the free space because NOTHING in tech is actually free! They're either harvesting your data or your soul - usually both! Next startup pitch meeting, just bring this card and mark squares as the founder speaks. BINGO will happen faster than you can say "disruptive blockchain AI solution"!

The eternal battle between humans and AI summed up in one glorious exchange. While ChatGPT smugly cranks out flawless code in milliseconds without a single itch, the human developer proudly announces their victory in the most primal way possible. The true competitive advantage of humanity? Multitasking capabilities that Silicon Valley hasn't figured out how to replicate yet. Take that, machine learning!

The world's most efficient and accurate decision tree in computing history. While VCs throw millions at anything with "blockchain" in the pitch deck, actual engineers have known this truth for years. The 2025 update will just be the same diagram with "Do I need AI?" added, and spoiler alert - the answer is also "No." Unless you're selling to people who don't understand technology but control the budget.