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Pair programming sessions are just controlled exercises in biting your tongue while someone uses their mouse to navigate code instead of keyboard shortcuts. They're clicking through folders one at a time, manually typing import statements you could autocomplete, and somehow managing to avoid every single efficiency trick you've spent years perfecting. Meanwhile, you're sitting there having a full internal breakdown because they just opened a new terminal tab instead of using tmux, and now they're googling something you know is literally in the docs folder. The worst part? You can't say anything because "collaboration" and "different approaches" and all that corporate harmony nonsense. So you just smile, nod, and die a little inside while they reinvent the wheel in the most painful way possible.
Too Real
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